What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:27
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
Unacceptable again!
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
No, not a chance
No go.
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What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
share office space ...
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?